You know the suburbs have got to you when…
- You see a warm, sunny day in November and think, “It’s a great day to do yard work!”
- Your local social circles mainly include older people with kids or recently married couples secretly planning babies.
- You stare down fellow pedestrians at downtown, but happily wave at all passing cars on your morning walk because they just might be your neighbors. Even if they never wave back.
- A baby shower at your neighbor’s makes you go ‘awww’ instead of dreading sleepless nights.
- Costco sizes actually start making sense—no more quantity v/s guest room trade-off!
- You suddenly start seeing Home Depot and Lowes everywhere. After all, the top items on your Black Friday shopping list are a ladder and a lawn mower.
- You ‘plan’ a day in the city by packing some water bottles, snacks and extra shoes in the car.
- You’re always a little over-dressed when you go to the city, but you’re never wearing the ‘in thing’.
- You feel a bit of a fraud when you brag that you support small businesses—what else is there anyway?
- You prefer to call people home instead of meeting them in the city but find it mildly irritating when other suburban couples call you home, because if you’re driving, you might as well hit the city!
Welcome to suburbia.
PS: A lot has happened since I last blogged. Between helping my sister plan her wedding, getting stuck while vacationing in my own country because of bureaucracy and moving to the suburbs for the very first time, I haven’t had time to blog because (sob) I actually had a life! Now that I’m back home and old habits are kicking in, it’s time to start writing all the blogs I’ve written in my head. Once a blogger, always a blogger. Keep checking back in!